Ninja's are cooler than Pirates

Why?

Let's take the movie Kill Bill as an example. Uma Thurman is a certified badass, crazy chick that always carries a sword. She sneaks around when necessary, and gets down when she has to. Sounds like a Ninja, right? She even rides around, on a Kawasaki... get this...NINJA. She's cool, and always wears her helmet while riding. It's important, because you could get a bug in your eye.

No one wants something in their eye, let alone a bug...

A bad enough sting and you could end up looking like Darryl Hannah's character. True, she is incredibly hot, but she still only has one eye. I bet people call her a pirate behind her back.

So, wear your helmet while riding, because Ninjas are way cooler than Pirates.